The Jonah Hill of Dinner.

What inspires me today...

Unsung Heroes

It's Samwise Gamgee.

It's the Four Seasons.

It's Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland.
It's David Hyde Pierce. 

It's The Edge. 

We all know them.  We all are pretty sure we love them, though we may need to google them in order to conjure up their face or exactly where we know their oh-so-familiar-tip-of-the-tongue name from.

They are... Supportive Roles. 

Roles that exist only to make higher-paid others look better.
(Lets face it. None of you bought Simply Deep.)

What I have noticed while living out on my own in the big wide world of having to grocery shop AND cook for myself, there are some basic foods you never want to buy.  This is because they don't sound appealing on their own, may take over 8 minutes to prepare, and you figure they will just rot since you would never watch a TV show titled "Niles."

Why did this show ever end?

Unfortunately... these specific foods are generally necessary to make delicious food delicious.

With that, I give you:

Stupid Food That Only Exists to Make Other Food Look Good

Without onions, soup would be hot water and kale would be chewy lettuce. 

(alt. Ketchup. Catchup.)

Sir. You. Yes, you. With the novelty t-shirt.  You would not put ketchup on your ketchup.

I understand that some people may disagree with this one. But drinking milk without cereal or coffee involved gives me the creeps.

Unless you live in Forks, Washington (That was a dumb joke), are suffering from high blood pressure, or have the plague.